I present to you a fantastic excerpt from a Superior Court of NJ (of course) ruling on a defamation suit filed against hotchickswithdouchebags.com. You can read the whole thing here.
“The Court concludes that there is no actionable defamation. The book is replete with
obvious attempts at satirical humor. For example, how can a person reasonably believe that in
1981 archaeologist Renee Emile Bellaqua uncovered in a cave in Gali Israel a highly
controversial Third Century religious scroll suggesting that the “douchey/hotty” coupling was a
troublesome facet in early social religious structures? Or would a reasonable person believe that
Jean-Paul Sartre stated “man is condemned to be douchey because once thrown into the world he
is responsible for every douchey thing that he does”? Or that John Hopkins has a Department of
Scrotology or that there was a Theban King Seqenenra Tag, in ancient Egypt known as “gito of
the southern city”? An examination of the book reveals that old photographs of paintings are
doctored to suit the satire in the book. The author also defines a completely fictitious time period
“BG”, before the actor Richie Grieco and “AG” after the actor’s impact on the douchebag male
style.”
Now THIS is what I’m talking ’bout! Send the terrists to go hang out with their appeasin’ breth-ren in San Fran FUCKING cisco!
The tours of Alcatraz could be a whole lot different if some top Republicans get their way.
Several GOPers have suggested Alcatraz would be a good terror-prison replacement if the Obama Administration closes Guantanamo Bay. And they say the idea isn’t a joke.
House Minority Leader John Boehner repeated the Alcatraz suggestion on Sunday…….
…”If liberals believe they ought to go, maybe we ought to open Alcatraz,” Boehner, R-Ohio, told NBC’s “Meet the Press.”
He was then reminded that Alcatraz is a national park. To that Boehner said, “It’s very secure.”
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