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Hot Chick with Douchebags with Lawyer-speak

Posted: February 12th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: fuck stick | 1 Comment »

I present to you a fantastic excerpt from a Superior Court of NJ (of course) ruling on a defamation suit filed against hotchickswithdouchebags.com.  You can read the whole thing here.

“The Court concludes that there is no actionable defamation. The book is replete with
obvious attempts at satirical humor. For example, how can a person reasonably believe that in
1981 archaeologist Renee Emile Bellaqua uncovered in a cave in Gali Israel a highly
controversial Third Century religious scroll suggesting that the “douchey/hotty” coupling was a
troublesome facet in early social religious structures? Or would a reasonable person believe that
Jean-Paul Sartre stated “man is condemned to be douchey because once thrown into the world he
is responsible for every douchey thing that he does”? Or that John Hopkins has a Department of
Scrotology or that there was a Theban King Seqenenra Tag, in ancient Egypt known as “gito of
the southern city”? An examination of the book reveals that old photographs of paintings are
doctored to suit the satire in the book. The author also defines a completely fictitious time period
“BG”, before the actor Richie Grieco and “AG” after the actor’s impact on the douchebag male
style.”

Comedy.  The end.


One Comment on “Hot Chick with Douchebags with Lawyer-speak”

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